Tuesday, June 30, 2009

BBW Discovery: Surfers' Favorite #2

Hi-Dee, Lads & Lasses. Greetings from Fun City. Our Tuesday It-Girls hail from BBW Discovery. This awesome site is getting major Google-Search traffic, and on this blog it nearly doubles every week. So, coming in second in our Surfer's Favorites poll is BBW Discovery, and I couldn't agree more with the fans who have selected it as it is one of my all-time favorite sites as well. BBW Discovery is taking the Big Girl World by storm. The girls are so seriously hot, and it's gratifying to see that Chubby-Lovers the world over are getting the message and checking out this site in a Big way. So head on over and enjoy Big Beautiful Women as you've never seen them before. Believe me, Chloe, Leah, Emilie, and newcomer Caroline are more than you'll be able to handle. If you don't agree, give me a holler and I'll do all I can to find you the kind of doctor that can be of help to you in your moment of bipolar disconnection from reality. Otherwise, enjoy the evening, and try to keep your carpets clean. As for me, I hear the faint gobbling of the Wild Turkey, and am duty-bound to discover its whereabouts. See ya 'round the quad.




Thursday, June 25, 2009

I Want Kandi...Kobain...Again!

Ahoy, lads, and an inebriated 'Good Evening' to you all. Kandi Kobain. Wow. It seems we're always coming back to XL Girls.Com; a tell-tale sign that somebody is doing something very right over there. You know, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, follow the long, traditional line of folk wisdom, Logic 101, horse-sense, everything like that. Well, the truth is, that so many of the hits on this site the last couple of weeks have come from 'Kandi Kobain' searches that it became incumbent upon me to give this smokin' hottie another feature, even though she was at the plate just a short time back. I'm like so sure you guys'll all forgive me. Either that or embarrass the fuck outta yourselves by saying retarded shit like 'I've had enough Kandi Kobain!' Right. Who's gonna believe ya? After all, Kandi is the picture of BBW perfection, a Chubby Lover's Wet Dream come true. She is so sexy, so perfectly plush, so indescribably beautiful that you have to put her in a class all by herself. Hey, a million BBW Google searchers can't all be wrong! So enjoy one of my all-time favorites in an absolutely sizzling set from XL Girls.Com. and try to remember to clean up when you're done. Party Hearty, Boys, and I'll see ya 'round the quad.




Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Big Booty Tricia: Welcome to the Jungle

Hi-dee, lads. Greetings from Fun City. Today's It-Girl is Big Booty Tricia and she's a newcomer over at Jungle Gurls.Com, or Butt Jungle.Com, or Jungle Drop.Com, depending upon your age and frame of reference. Well, at least they've kept the 'Jungle' part straight. This site was one of the early BBW sites, and most of its models from those days have gone on to become pretty high-profile within the BGC. (Big Girl Community, for the uninitiated) But the whole thing stagnated eventually, and for the longest time half of the girls' individual sites there weren't even operational, and definitely weren't being updated. Well, happy to report that someone has taken the bull by the horns and has begun revamping the site. It looks to be heading in the right direction now, and Big Booty Tricia is primed to take full advantage of the improvements. This girl has definitely got the goods. Her lower body is outrageous, with a plump, delicious derriere, and the most exquisitely luscious plush legs. Egad, I'm already starting to drool. Sorry. Anyway, enjoy Tricia and check out the other cool stuff taking shape over at JungleGurls.Com. I'm off to bask in the eternal glory of inebriation, and as usual, I'll see ya 'round the quad. (Remember William Blake: 'The Road of Excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom.') Laters.

P.S. LOVE the tattoos!




Saturday, June 20, 2009

Magnificent Melissa: Precocious Plumper Prodigy

Greetings from Fun City. Sorry to have been delinquent the last couple of days, but fell prey to a marathon poker game. Result: X-Treme fatigue and less money than I had going in. Well, we can't all be Doyle Brunson, I guess. Anyway, as I engaged in my compulsory trolling for chubbies in my weakened state of utter exhaustion, I discovered the exceedingly gorgeous Melissa over at Chubby Freaks.Com and she's like pretty intensely HOT. Yes, lads, nothing says 'Jeezus-Gawd' quite like seeing such a lovely young girl getting off on the right foot in life; with an uncompromising love of fabulous food and sensational sex. By the gods, it gives a person faith in humanity, and we could all use a modicum or two of that! Food & Sex; the ultimate combination. Well, enjoy this smokin' set by the exquisitely plump Melissa. I'm quite sure you'll find it to your liking. As for me, time for a double shot of Wild Turkey and some serious shut-eye. See ya 'round the quad, lads.




Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Incomparable Ms. Deja: BBW Extraordinaire

Ms. Deja. Damn! This girl has been causing me severe mental duress for as long as my feeble mind can remember. She's so big, so fucking sexy, her tits are a goddamn mountain range, and her whole BBW body just makes you melt like fucking limp cheddar on a hot-ass double stack! Shit, somebody give me a hand here. Presented, then, herein, for your edification, excitation, total sexual elation, incomparable masturbation, implacable temptation, inebriation, and, not least, for your spiritual exaltation, are 3 video clips of the indescribably unreal Ms. Deja. May you lads all survive the encounter. As for me, I'm in need of immediate help from the bartender, so Godspeed to you all, and remember to clean up after yourselves. Fucking Hoo-Yah! Where do girls like this come from, anyway? #%&@*!!!













Monday, June 15, 2009

Monet Staxxx: Stackin' Up Beautifully!

Monet Staxxx. OMG, this girl is so sexy she can bring on the wood with any one of her phenomenal assets; her gorgeous tits, her delectable ass, her perfect chubby thighs, her irresistible smile, and perhaps most of all, with the sound of her obscenely sexy voice. Naturally, all the above ingredients work in combination as well! I first discovered Monet while perusing some back pages of various Chubby-Lover TGP's, where I found the video clips I'm including in this post. They don't connect with the photo gallery represented here, but in them you get a delicious sampling of her super-hot voice (and everything else) as she teases her subject into massive uber-erectivity. (Yes, I just made that up) And for those of you who may not have the voice fetish, you can still enjoy these smoldering pix and clips, even if it's for nothing more than the tits, ass, legs, smile, and over-the-top sexuality. So, get down, get funky, steady the girder, strangle the bishop, party hearty, and in general, just make the evening count. As for me, I'm ready. Bar is freshly stocked and there are wicked fantasies and lotsa wet dreams to be had. For now, Adios from Fun City.










Saturday, June 13, 2009

Karla Lane: Li'l Ol' Bundle O' Dynamite!

Hi-dee, Kids. Greetings from Fun City. I've been meaning to get you guys a cool Karla Lane update for a while now, and this lovely new set from Plumper Pass.Com is the perfect excuse to get my ass in gear. We tend to think of Karla Lane as being 'petite,' for some reason. Probably because she's typically the shortest girl in the multi-girl sets she's done. But in reality, there's nothing petite about her at all. That hot body is fat, sexy, and plenty intimidating, to be sure. Just check out her gorgeous, plump ass, bangin' boobs, and--my favorite, of course--her thick, shapely thighs. Karla could pop your head like a water balloon between those delicious cranium-crushers of hers. Add to that her cute, sensuous face and you've got a powerhouse Hottie that's anything but 'petite.' In fact, I'll wager you she's a fucking steamroller, lads; more than you can handle on your best day. But, then, that's just the way we like 'em, right? So take a load off, get a load off, and have one Hell of a bodacious, BBW-Lovin' good time! I'm way ahead of you, workin' on boilermakers with a Jack & Foster's mix. Hoo-Yah! Get's the job done every time! Until next time, lads.





Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Aneta Buena & Kora Kryk: Cruisin' The Bay

Aneta Buena is killing me. She's just got that spectacular 'something' that drives me, y'know, stark raving! Street Rat Crazy, as Jack would say. Maybe it's her sultry, sexy attitude, her massive, gorgeous tits, her devastatingly delectable big ass and smokin' thick, shapely legs. Y' think? Whatever it is, it sends me scrambling downstairs to my bar for a hefty shot of calm and fortification every time I look at her. It doesn't help that she's got this whole scintillating lesbian thing goin' on, especially with the likes of Kora Kryk, another quite substantial Polish Hottie who's devilishly easy on the eyes. These two girls together on a '3-hour tour' for the afternoon should provide all the fireworks you lads (and lasses!) will need to sustain yourselves for an hour or two. So remember to shoot for the ceiling, and better luck with BBW Aneta Buena than I've been having. If I don't stop checking her out soon, I'm going to be out of Wild Turkey by morning. Well, at least there's no limit to the cold water! Adios, Kids, and Happy Sails to all until we meet again.