Sunday, December 6, 2009
Pinky: Hot As A Pistol!
What can I possibly say about the voluptuous Pinky? Jeezus, this exotic hottie has been keeping me in a raging fever for a couple of years now, and since it just happens to be my birthday today, (Hoo-Yah) I'm dedicating the day to Pinky with eternal gratitude for all the pleasure she's given me during that time. I'm sure all you Plumper-Lovers are already familiar with this shining star of the BBW scene, but for those who aren't, it's time to get your freak on. I am totally in love with this incredible woman; the thick, sumptuous thighs, the gloriously perfect booty, the head-to-toe network of intense curves; and if these weren't enough to put you down for the count, Pinky's face is Hot & Sexy beyond measure and that blinding bright hair (fiery red here, but usually brilliant pink; hence her name) gives her that touch of 'alternative' that just seriously bakes my noodle. Perhaps more than all of that put together is her aggressive erotic attitude. She definitely lets you know that you gotta man up to handle what she's packin.' And I would even venture to advise you to 'Be afraid...be very afraid.'
So, Pinky, wherever you are, I'm sendin' you all my love and best wishes for the holiday season. As for you lads and lasses, when I'm...uhhh...finished here, you'll find me bellied up to the bar--Wild Turkey & Dos Equis chaser tonight (along with gawd knows what kind of b-day surprises from the posse). So for chrissakes, check out the awesome Pinky, along with all the other smokin' hotties at chunkinthetrunk.com, and don't be surprised if you get way sticky. Adios for now, and see ya 'round the quad.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Face-Sitting Fatties: At Last, My Ultimate Fantasy Come True!
Hi-dee, Kids. Well, here's somethin' a little different for ya. Just found this site today, and I have to say it scratched me right where I fuggin' itched. Relative to all the other BBW and FemDom sites out there, you don't find many that put the two together, and for my money, that's a damn shame. So, you can see why I went a little ape-shit for a site called facesittingfatties.com. I mean, what's going on out there with all the so-called entrepreneurs that haven't figured out that Big Girls and FemDom go together like Abbot & Costello, The Captain & Tennille, Sheilds & Yarnell, Laurel & Hardy, Penn & Teller, Rocky & Bull---alright, I know, you get the idea. But seriously, those of us 'in the know' love voluptuous women not only because they're ungodly hot, but because they're solid, substantial, strong, and imposing...they're not your grandfather's frail little butterflies. And any Chubby-Chaser'll tell ya, that we love BBW because ultimately, their sexual power is deliciously intimidating, so the idea of BBW & FemDom is a natural marriage to which the adult BBW industry seems weirdly oblivious. So anyway, Hats Off to facesittingfatties.com for being ahead of your time, and here's wishing you an avalanche of success. As for the lads, please check this one out. It has to do with the terms of your very existence. Swear to God! At the same time, remember to stock up on the Resolve; it will take care of those tough, nasty stains on the carpet. As for me, Black Jack & Corona's; just what the sexologist ordered to mellow me out a bit and ensure my stability for another post tomorrow. So stay Sexy y'all, & I'll see ya 'round the quad.
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
London Calling
OK, so just exactly how effin' HOT is London Andrews? Anyone have any idea? I mean is that Fahrenheit? Celsius? Kelvin? Then again, maybe she's just blown up the thermometer altogether. However you gauge it, this girl is totally off the compass. You might say she sets a new standard for 'Smokin.' London is no stranger to the BBW scene. She's been burning up the internet for a few years now, and yet she's one of those rare beauties that somehow manages to get more gorgeous with time. She first came to my attention when I discovered some of her more mainstream modeling work online. Right away, her chubby-girl charms struck me as being something special, but once I had seen her adult sets, fug-etta-bout-it; she settled in as an all-time favorite. London is a plumper-lover's wet dream come true. Her curvaceous figure has more harrowing slopes than the Matterhorn, and her face is sheer star quality; Girl Next Door and Project Mayhem all at once. And of course, knowing me as you do by now, you know that for me it's all about the legs and ass. Well, with London Andrews, there is no need for my superfluous commentary. From hips to heels she's simply phenomenal. So here's hoping you enjoy this exquisite example of female perfection as much as I do, and as usual, try not to disturb the neighbors too much. London, we love you. May we be blessed by your presence for a long time to come. Muah.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Cassie Blanca: Motorcycle Mama To Die For
Hi-dee Kids. Greetings from Fun City. We saw the incredible Cassie Blanca recently in a group session for XL Girls called Big Plump Wedding Blowout, and as soon as I laid eyes on her I was reminded that she was definitely up for a Galaxy Hottie Du Jour feature. If there's one word that pops into my mind with this voluptuous beauty it's 'Sexy.' There aren't many girls on the BBW scene that know how to work it like Cassie does. She loves super-tight mini-dresses and towering heels, and there hasn't been a dress made that can contain her enormous and impeccably delicious cleavage. What a woman! Every inch of her makes me wild with rabid animal desire. And in addition to her phenomenal body and lovely face, she conveys major attitude as well. She's the type of girl that could keep you from coming up for air pretty much indefinitely. I love this shoot, too. Top notch photography and of course, what could be hotter than one of the smokin-est plumpers on the planet straddling a kick-ass Harley? Sorta covers all the bases, doesn't it? Still, I have a feeling Cassie and her innumerable charms could keep a guy's attention off that bike for a while...for a long while. Anyway, now I'm drooling on my keyboard and there's as much fire in the old loin satchel as I can tolerate at the moment. Time to snuff it out with some serious drinking. So enjoy Big Beautiful Cassie, and pleeeze try to keep from making too much of a mess. I'll see ya 'round the quad.
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