Monday, July 6, 2009
Billie Bombs: Thick Chick Personified
I'm delighted to report that our final Lovely Du Jour from the Surfer's Favorite Poll is none other than that voluptuous heartthrob, Billie Bombs. Billie placed fifth in Google searches over the past week, which is way cool cuz everybody knows how much I love her. Billie's body is so off the hook it defies explanation. Her legs are so thick and shapely, her ass so lusciously firm and alluring, and of course, those powerhouse tits are so amazing they can turn your brain straight to mush. But despite her bodacious body, there's also something really cute and adorable about Billie. Her beautiful face can change expressions from mischievous childlike innocence to seductive vixen with one click of the shutter. Well, how many ways can it be said? This girl is smokin.' Even her name, Billie Bombs, says it all because this uber-hottie comes on like an explosion looking for a place to happen. So, congrats to Billie for her strong showing, and best wishes for her continued success. As for all ye lads & lasses, enjoy one of the great beauties of the BBW world, and I'll catch you next time. Feelin' tequila tonight, for some reason. Laters.
Billie Bombs.Com
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Aneta Buena: Rockin' the Polls
Coming in 4th in this week's Surfer's Favorites Poll is the unbelievable Aneta Buena. By now, everyone knows that Aneta is one of my most major heartthrobs, so it's always my pleasure to have a new excuse for featuring her. This girl is so insanely, outrageously HOT that my very sanity is put to the test every time I see her. She's known, of course, for her hellacious boobs, (and indeed they're real, and they're spectacular) but south of the chest, she's a chubby-lover's wet dream come true as well. Her gorgeous, thick thighs and smokin' hot big ass are absolute models of BBW perfection. Put it all together with her sultry, sensual face and you've got a total package that's stunning beyond description. So congrats, Aneta, on your continuing popularity and pleeeeeze keep the new updates coming for us. As for me, I've got to grab a drink now, or I'm gonna start speaking in tongues. As for you lads & lasses, enjoy the post and try not to make too much of a mess. Laters.
Aneta Buena.ComThursday, July 2, 2009
KayaNee: Rising Star of BBW
Hi-dee, Kids. Happy 4th of July from Fun City. Sorry to have been AWOL the last couple of days, but we're back with a bang today featuring one of my all-time favorite Hotties, the exquisite KayaNee. KayaNee came in 3rd in our Surfer's Favorite poll this week, and I must say it's really cool to see her getting the recognition she deserves. This girl is a total original. Her Native American ancestry gives her a look that's unique among BBW models, not to mention her incredibly delicious thunder thighs and incomparable smokin' hot ass. So congrats, KayaNee, on your strong finish in our poll and keep up the good work. As for all the lads & lasses on this holiday weekend, party hearty and kick out the jams, motherfuckers. See ya 'round the quad.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
BBW Discovery: Surfers' Favorite #2
Hi-Dee, Lads & Lasses. Greetings from Fun City. Our Tuesday It-Girls hail from BBW Discovery. This awesome site is getting major Google-Search traffic, and on this blog it nearly doubles every week. So, coming in second in our Surfer's Favorites poll is BBW Discovery, and I couldn't agree more with the fans who have selected it as it is one of my all-time favorite sites as well. BBW Discovery is taking the Big Girl World by storm. The girls are so seriously hot, and it's gratifying to see that Chubby-Lovers the world over are getting the message and checking out this site in a Big way. So head on over and enjoy Big Beautiful Women as you've never seen them before. Believe me, Chloe, Leah, Emilie, and newcomer Caroline are more than you'll be able to handle. If you don't agree, give me a holler and I'll do all I can to find you the kind of doctor that can be of help to you in your moment of bipolar disconnection from reality. Otherwise, enjoy the evening, and try to keep your carpets clean. As for me, I hear the faint gobbling of the Wild Turkey, and am duty-bound to discover its whereabouts. See ya 'round the quad.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Lola Lush: Back by Popular Demand!
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
I Want Kandi...Kobain...Again!
Ahoy, lads, and an inebriated 'Good Evening' to you all. Kandi Kobain. Wow. It seems we're always coming back to XL Girls.Com; a tell-tale sign that somebody is doing something very right over there. You know, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, follow the long, traditional line of folk wisdom, Logic 101, horse-sense, everything like that. Well, the truth is, that so many of the hits on this site the last couple of weeks have come from 'Kandi Kobain' searches that it became incumbent upon me to give this smokin' hottie another feature, even though she was at the plate just a short time back. I'm like so sure you guys'll all forgive me. Either that or embarrass the fuck outta yourselves by saying retarded shit like 'I've had enough Kandi Kobain!' Right. Who's gonna believe ya? After all, Kandi is the picture of BBW perfection, a Chubby Lover's Wet Dream come true. She is so sexy, so perfectly plush, so indescribably beautiful that you have to put her in a class all by herself. Hey, a million BBW Google searchers can't all be wrong! So enjoy one of my all-time favorites in an absolutely sizzling set from XL Girls.Com. and try to remember to clean up when you're done. Party Hearty, Boys, and I'll see ya 'round the quad.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Big Booty Tricia: Welcome to the Jungle
Hi-dee, lads. Greetings from Fun City. Today's It-Girl is Big Booty Tricia and she's a newcomer over at Jungle Gurls.Com, or Butt Jungle.Com, or Jungle Drop.Com, depending upon your age and frame of reference. Well, at least they've kept the 'Jungle' part straight. This site was one of the early BBW sites, and most of its models from those days have gone on to become pretty high-profile within the BGC. (Big Girl Community, for the uninitiated) But the whole thing stagnated eventually, and for the longest time half of the girls' individual sites there weren't even operational, and definitely weren't being updated. Well, happy to report that someone has taken the bull by the horns and has begun revamping the site. It looks to be heading in the right direction now, and Big Booty Tricia is primed to take full advantage of the improvements. This girl has definitely got the goods. Her lower body is outrageous, with a plump, delicious derriere, and the most exquisitely luscious plush legs. Egad, I'm already starting to drool. Sorry. Anyway, enjoy Tricia and check out the other cool stuff taking shape over at JungleGurls.Com. I'm off to bask in the eternal glory of inebriation, and as usual, I'll see ya 'round the quad. (Remember William Blake: 'The Road of Excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom.') Laters.
P.S. LOVE the tattoos!
P.S. LOVE the tattoos!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Magnificent Melissa: Precocious Plumper Prodigy
Greetings from Fun City. Sorry to have been delinquent the last couple of days, but fell prey to a marathon poker game. Result: X-Treme fatigue and less money than I had going in. Well, we can't all be Doyle Brunson, I guess. Anyway, as I engaged in my compulsory trolling for chubbies in my weakened state of utter exhaustion, I discovered the exceedingly gorgeous Melissa over at Chubby Freaks.Com and she's like pretty intensely HOT. Yes, lads, nothing says 'Jeezus-Gawd' quite like seeing such a lovely young girl getting off on the right foot in life; with an uncompromising love of fabulous food and sensational sex. By the gods, it gives a person faith in humanity, and we could all use a modicum or two of that! Food & Sex; the ultimate combination. Well, enjoy this smokin' set by the exquisitely plump Melissa. I'm quite sure you'll find it to your liking. As for me, time for a double shot of Wild Turkey and some serious shut-eye. See ya 'round the quad, lads.
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