Saturday, April 3, 2010

Big Butt Asshley: Tribute To A Living Legend

Hi-Dee, Ye Lads & Lasses!  Today's Hottie de Jour is none other than the exquisite Asshley.  Asshley is one of the real legends, a pioneer in the world of BBW, and now a goddess in the eyes of all those who love their women Large and In Charge!  I've been a huge fan since she first appeared on the scene, long before she had her own website and was just appearing here and there on other sites such as PowerBosom, etc.  Now, she's a full-fledged superstar and she is SOOOOO deserving of all the adoration she receives.  She has also gained a lot of weight since her early modeling days, which only makes her all the more intensely desirable.  So, here's to you, Asshley.  May your life be filled with joy, and whatever you do, PLEEEEEEZE stay on the BBW scene for aeons to come.  We totally love you, darlin!'


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Friday, March 19, 2010

Meadow Lane: Debut Of A Corpulent Cutie

Hi-Dee, Kids. Today's Hottie de Jour is Meadow Lane, a relative newcomer from one of our all-time fave BBW sites, Plumper Pass.Com. I fell hard for this girl the first time I laid eyes on her, as I'm sure you will when you check out the sizzling set that I've got on the plate for you today. While Meadow Lane is not one of the classic wide-loads I normally feature on Galaxy BBW, she's still packing plenty of plush in that delectable, chubby body of hers. And along with that kick-ass body, she's also got a super-smokin' sexy face and she comes on strong with an exuberant, aggressive attitude that totally confirms the fact that she's all the woman a dude could hope to handle...and then some. So enjoy the way luscious Meadow Lane and be sure to let me know what y'all think of her. I have a feeling she'll be back soon! Keep it clean, lads, and see ya down at the pub. Laters.


Monday, March 15, 2010

Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's SUCH a Woman)

Hi-Dee, Kids!  Today's Hottie du jour is a smokin' hot girl I like to affectionately call 'Livin' Lovin' Maid.'  This woman has a gorgeous, sexy face and a body that could stop traffic anywhere on earth.  Now, we all know that there's nothing more intoxicating than that seemingly innocent female domestic employee that is really a tigress in disguise, and my guess is that this beautiful plumper would have you serving her before you could even utter the words 'Oh My God' upon entering into her glorious presence.  So enjoy this mind-boggling plumper from Chubby Cheaters.Com, and try not to worry too much about whether or not she dusts the book shelves to your satisfaction.  Your biggest concern should be whether or not her exquisite sexual prowess and her phenomenally voluptuous body drive you into a state of permanent sexual psychosis.  Of course, upon further reflection, I suppose life could deal you a far more unplayable hand than permanent sexual psychosis.  So perhaps you should be grateful for your escalating catatonia.  After all, insanity is a relative term, and this version could be infinitely more enjoyable than the other options.

          

In Realms of the Unreal: Ms. Ass So Luscious

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Pinky: Hot As A Pistol!

What can I possibly say about the voluptuous Pinky?  Jeezus, this exotic hottie has been keeping me in a raging fever for a couple of years now, and since it just happens to be my birthday today, (Hoo-Yah) I'm dedicating the day to Pinky with eternal gratitude for all the pleasure she's given me during that time.  I'm sure all you Plumper-Lovers are already familiar with this shining star of the BBW scene, but for those who aren't, it's time to get your freak on.  I am totally in love with this incredible woman; the thick, sumptuous thighs, the gloriously perfect booty, the head-to-toe network of intense curves; and if these weren't enough to put you down for the count, Pinky's face is Hot & Sexy beyond measure and that blinding bright hair (fiery red here, but usually brilliant pink; hence her name) gives her that touch of 'alternative' that just seriously bakes my noodle.  Perhaps more than all of that put together is her aggressive erotic attitude.  She definitely lets you know that you gotta man up to handle what she's packin.'  And I would even venture to advise you to 'Be afraid...be very afraid.'


 
 
So, Pinky, wherever you are, I'm sendin' you all my love and best wishes for the holiday season.  As for you lads and lasses, when I'm...uhhh...finished here, you'll find me bellied up to the bar--Wild Turkey & Dos Equis chaser tonight (along with gawd knows what kind of b-day surprises from the posse).  So for chrissakes, check out the awesome Pinky, along with all the other smokin' hotties at chunkinthetrunk.com, and don't be surprised if you get way sticky.  Adios for now, and see ya 'round the quad.


Friday, December 4, 2009

Face-Sitting Fatties: At Last, My Ultimate Fantasy Come True!

Hi-dee, Kids.  Well, here's somethin' a little different for ya.  Just found this site today, and I have to say it scratched me right where I fuggin' itched.  Relative to all the other BBW and FemDom sites out there, you don't find many that put the two together, and for my money, that's a damn shame.  So, you can see why I went a little ape-shit for a site called facesittingfatties.com.  I mean, what's going on out there with all the so-called entrepreneurs that haven't figured out that Big Girls and FemDom go together like Abbot & Costello, The Captain & Tennille, Sheilds & Yarnell, Laurel & Hardy, Penn & Teller, Rocky & Bull---alright, I know, you get the idea.  But seriously, those of us 'in the know' love voluptuous women not only because they're ungodly hot, but because they're solid, substantial, strong, and imposing...they're not your grandfather's frail little butterflies.  And any Chubby-Chaser'll tell ya, that we love BBW because ultimately, their sexual power is deliciously intimidating, so the idea of BBW & FemDom is a natural marriage to which the adult BBW industry seems weirdly oblivious.  So anyway, Hats Off to facesittingfatties.com for being ahead of your time, and here's wishing you an avalanche of success.  As for the lads, please check this one out.  It has to do with the terms of your very existence.  Swear to God!  At the same time, remember to stock up on the Resolve; it will take care of those tough, nasty stains on the carpet.  As for me, Black Jack & Corona's; just what the sexologist ordered to mellow me out a bit and ensure my stability for another post tomorrow.  So stay Sexy y'all, & I'll see ya 'round the quad.
     

 
 

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