Monday, August 23, 2010

Karla Lane: Two In Hand.....

Hi-dee Kids. Just ran across this kick-ass set of Karla Lane whippin' up on two dudes at once. Lucky bastards! But obviously they don't realize that Karla's fat ass and legs are easily capable of killing a man!  She could crush both of these cats out like stale cigarettes any time she feels so inclined. So God help the lads if they get on her bad side!



Thursday, April 22, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Simone Fox: Holy Shit!

Hi-Dee, Lads. I'm totally freakin' out here. If anyone can explain to me how God could create such an incredibly exotic, massively-breasted, thick-legged, psychotically sexual powerhouse as Simone Fox, please stop whatever you're doing and shoot me an answer ASAP before I come utterly and permanently unglued.  Simone rocks with an attitude and a moxie virtually unheard-of in the world of adult models.  And while there may admittedly be a few girls out there with similar body-types, Simone's exquisitely beautiful, sexy, and totally unique face sets her apart from the crowd, and puts her into a class all by herself.  Combined with that devastating body, Simone Fox can only be described as 'The Real Deal.'  I have to admit that, as far as I can remember, this is the first post I've ever done in which I was tempted to simply type the words; 'Holy Shit!,' and leave it at that.  And now that I'm done rambling, I can see that that indeed would have been more than sufficient.  So, my divinely incredible Simone, and begging your forgiveness for my incurable loquacity, here's wishing you lotsa love, and as for the lads, this spread is sure to represent a major league mess on all your parts, so you might wanna break out the cleaning solutions in advance.  Carpet stains that big are sure to draw attention...of the undesirable kind.  See y'all 'round the old quad.   


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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Big Butt Asshley: Tribute To A Living Legend

Hi-Dee, Ye Lads & Lasses!  Today's Hottie de Jour is none other than the exquisite Asshley.  Asshley is one of the real legends, a pioneer in the world of BBW, and now a goddess in the eyes of all those who love their women Large and In Charge!  I've been a huge fan since she first appeared on the scene, long before she had her own website and was just appearing here and there on other sites such as PowerBosom, etc.  Now, she's a full-fledged superstar and she is SOOOOO deserving of all the adoration she receives.  She has also gained a lot of weight since her early modeling days, which only makes her all the more intensely desirable.  So, here's to you, Asshley.  May your life be filled with joy, and whatever you do, PLEEEEEEZE stay on the BBW scene for aeons to come.  We totally love you, darlin!'


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Friday, March 19, 2010

Meadow Lane: Debut Of A Corpulent Cutie

Hi-Dee, Kids. Today's Hottie de Jour is Meadow Lane, a relative newcomer from one of our all-time fave BBW sites, Plumper Pass.Com. I fell hard for this girl the first time I laid eyes on her, as I'm sure you will when you check out the sizzling set that I've got on the plate for you today. While Meadow Lane is not one of the classic wide-loads I normally feature on Galaxy BBW, she's still packing plenty of plush in that delectable, chubby body of hers. And along with that kick-ass body, she's also got a super-smokin' sexy face and she comes on strong with an exuberant, aggressive attitude that totally confirms the fact that she's all the woman a dude could hope to handle...and then some. So enjoy the way luscious Meadow Lane and be sure to let me know what y'all think of her. I have a feeling she'll be back soon! Keep it clean, lads, and see ya down at the pub. Laters.


Monday, March 15, 2010

Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's SUCH a Woman)

Hi-Dee, Kids!  Today's Hottie du jour is a smokin' hot girl I like to affectionately call 'Livin' Lovin' Maid.'  This woman has a gorgeous, sexy face and a body that could stop traffic anywhere on earth.  Now, we all know that there's nothing more intoxicating than that seemingly innocent female domestic employee that is really a tigress in disguise, and my guess is that this beautiful plumper would have you serving her before you could even utter the words 'Oh My God' upon entering into her glorious presence.  So enjoy this mind-boggling plumper from Chubby Cheaters.Com, and try not to worry too much about whether or not she dusts the book shelves to your satisfaction.  Your biggest concern should be whether or not her exquisite sexual prowess and her phenomenally voluptuous body drive you into a state of permanent sexual psychosis.  Of course, upon further reflection, I suppose life could deal you a far more unplayable hand than permanent sexual psychosis.  So perhaps you should be grateful for your escalating catatonia.  After all, insanity is a relative term, and this version could be infinitely more enjoyable than the other options.

          

In Realms of the Unreal: Ms. Ass So Luscious

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