Rayne: So Big, So Hot, So Over-The-Top

Have you ever come upon a Big Beautiful Woman who is so big, so beautiful and so much woman that she actually strikes fear into the depths of your very being?  Meet Rayne, 415 lbs., gorgeous, and so powerful that one look at her 48-inch thighs makes you tremble in terror.  Truth be told, Rayne actually prides herself on her strength, it's one of her big selling points.  Now, of course, whether he'll admit it or not, every Plumper Lover finds a big girl's physical power and authority an integral part of her sexual allure, so when a smokin' hot crusher like Rayne comes along, we've all gotta take a step back and bow down in the face of her total superiority.  There is also no point whatsoever in trying to enumerate Rayne's individual physical assets...they are all, simply put, completely outta bounds.  One thing's for sure, though; this fabulous woman could pop your head like a water balloon between those exquisite killer thighs, and if I ever end up on death row, I'm going to beg the powers that be to allow me precisely that action as a last request and simultaneous method of execution.  Don't laugh, lads.  It would be your ultimate choice as well.  So, here's to the incomparable Rayne; don't go changin,' darlin.'  And for all the Chubby Chasers out there, check out her awesome website at rayneorshine.com, and go ahead and wear those sticky shorts for another day.  It'll only remind you of good things.  Laters.
  

 

 

 Click Here to Visit the Incredible Rayne at Rayne or Shine.Com

 

BBW Cajun: Southern Girl, Large & In Charge

Hi-dee, Kids.  Hope your weekend is an exercise in complete self-actualization!  (That means way sexy)  If you've ever spent any time in The South, you learn one thing very quickly, and that is that the stereotypical media-hyped Barbie paradigm is not nearly as prevalent there as it is on America's East and West Coasts.  In fact, The South is probably the only segment of the American population that, as a whole, professes an actual preference for big girls, as far as sexual taste is concerned.  And just what is it they know down in bayou country?  They know the simple truth; that full-figured Cajun women will rock a man's world in ways that skinny girls can't even comprehend.  Well, Cajun Big EZ is living proof of this truth, and when you check her out, you will have learned a whole new take on sexual power.  Cajun is so big, so hot, and so gorgeous, she takes the concept of desire into another realm, a higher dimension; to a level you've never even dreamed of, let alone thought possible.  Her sexual vibe, her domineering attitude, her phenomenal body, and massive, gorgeous ass combine to make Cajun a one-of-a-kind BBW.  We can do nothing more than live with the hope that another like unto her should come to exist in our own worlds.  And for all the confirmed BBW lovers out there, this is a hope that transcends mere wishing.  It is a hope to which we may well dedicate ourselves for some time to come.  So enjoy Cajun as she lays the spice on thick and I'll catch ya next time.  Laters.

 

 

Visit Cajun, Up Close And Personal At House Of Cajun.Com  (She's Hot!)

Busty Jenae: Sexual Powerhouse in Pink

Ahhh, Busty Jenae.  What a treat to feature this exquisite chocolate delight as today's Galaxy It-Girl.  Jenae is one smokin' BBW who has it all.  Her looks and her confident demeanor positively ooze raw animal passion and sexuality, and her incredible boobs are so huge and hot that she could snuff the life out of you with just one of them..  (If only such a fate might befall one!)  Indeed, Busty Jenae is a whole lotta woman.  For Real.  Of course, you know me, ever the leg man, so naturally for me it's Jenae's stunningly powerful legs and booty that cause the sweat to break, my hands to tremble, and my mouth to go dry as the Negev Desert within seconds.  Seeing her show off those big beautiful thighs in pink lingerie and heels is truly a more inhumane sexual torture than any man should be made to endure.  But endure it I have, and live on to write this review for your consideration.  So check out Jenae, along with all the other rockin' hotties over at Black Mama.Com.  You won't be sorry.  As for me, I gotta get outta here.  Looking at Jenae's phenomenal body as I write these words is causing some kind of malfunction in my wiring.  Hopefully nothing that can't be repaired with some serious shots of Sunset Rum (169 proof, for those who haven't tried it) and some beer chasers.  So until laters, au revoir and don't forget to clean up after yourselves.  Hoo-ya!

 

Visit Busty Jenae at Black Mama.Com

Golden: Killer Booty From Outer Space

Hi-dee, Kids. OK, let's just go ahead and get real from the very start here; Golden has the most exquisitely perfect ass on the planet--or on any other, for that matter! There. I've said it. Now we can move on. The incredible Golden is familiar to most Plumper Lovers and for good reason. She is phenomenal. Her exquisite backside is positively unearthly. No way it can be human. One glimpse of her devilishly delicious derriere has put men into comas, rendered others mad as hatters, driven still others from the loving arms of wives and girlfriends, and even ushered a select few to the brink of suicide. All the rest, avoiding these more extreme pitfalls, have still fallen victim to a spray in the shorts that rocked them to their very foundations. Ah yes, Golden is truly a big girl's big girl, epitomizing everything we love about the world of BBW. Y'know, Size, Sexuality, and Sass.

Golden's website, Golden Booties.Com, is part of the JungleGurls network, and they've been doing some pretty cool upgrades over there recently. This site is strong on content, and Golden's videos--especially those featuring her in face-sitting mode, will drive you stark-raving...for sure. Now I'm just projecting, but I'm pretty sure that if I were fortunate enough to be the dude in even one of those videos I'd probably fall into the 'coma' category mentioned above. If not, then for sure an indefinite stint in the puzzle factory. So be sure and check out Golden's newly revamped website, and try not to make too much of a mess in the process. As for me, a strange combination tonight; cheap bourbon and Guinness. Startin' to settle me down already, though, which is good. So au revoir for now and keep it sexy. Laters.

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Sweet Caramel Paradise

Today's post features the mind-boggling Sweet Caramel, another uncommonly jammin' uber-hottie from aclit4u2lick.com. (I know. Kinda clutches ya, don't it?) As I mentioned a few posts back, this site has been keeping me unusually busy. The models here are the creme de la creme of Big Black Girls in the BBW industry and they've had me in the grips of major insanity for nearly two weeks now. Does wonders for my drinking problem. Sweet Caramel has also appeared online under the name of 'Paradise,' so be on the lookout for her sets using that name as well. This girl is a Chubby-Lover's fantasy come-to-life. She's so big, so powerful, and so fucking sexy it's all you can do to contain yourself when you're checking out her sets. It's not often that I say something like this, but I would happily spend the rest of my life at her feet, incessantly kissing those glorious fat thighs and her incomprehensibly perfect huge ass until the devil comes to call. OMG, I'm losin' it. Well, check her out lads, cuz I gotta go. It has only been with a quiver in my liver and uncontrollably shaky hands that I've gotten through this post. It's time to drink heavily and assuage my fraying nerves. 'Fraid I'll have to leave y'all to it. Clean up when you're done, and see ya 'round the quad.

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Big Plump Wedding Blowout with XL Girls

So, who's getting married? Samantha? Hmmm. Well, if it's true, there's a world full of Plumper Addicts out here who are hoping the man of the moment is, like, really open about his bride-to-be's career. Those of us out here in Fantasyland can let the fact that she's spoken for slide as long as Sammi keeps going strong as one of the smokin-est BBW's on the scene today. That said, this party does indeed look like the place to be. It's not every day that a group of superstar big girls like the models in attendance here are found together in the same room. To be hanging out with that much fabulous flesh at once is a scenario about which one can only dream. The girls all look awesome, and sooooo sexy in this great set from XL Girls, so let's all say congrats to the delicious Samantha and muchas gracias for bringing so much beauty together in the same place at the same time. Makes me a little crazy just thinkin' about it. Guess I better get my hard liquor on to help me manage the other, er, hard, y'know, that I'm getting on, and.....oh, never mind. There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm too horny to find it. Enjoy, lads. Laters.

Check Out Samantha's Big Plump Wedding Blowout!

Shiva: Mahavidya Extraordinaire

Hi-dee, kids. Greetings from Fun City. And now for today's history lesson. In ancient India, the Mahavidyas were the powerful incarnations of Shakti, the divine power of Brahman, The Absolute, in feminine form. They were worshiped and revered above all the Male gods as the supreme rulers of the world of men. Sounds like a lovely time to have been alive! The point, you ask? Yes, I do know that our purpose here is more drool than school. Still, a modicum of background isn’t such a bad thing when we consider today's It-Girl, the glorious goddess Shiva, from shivaglamour.net. This gorgeous, imposing woman exudes the same kind of omnipotence as the goddesses of old, and like them she is definitely quite comfortable with putting the boys in their places. She’s also more than adept at putting the sizzle in ‘HOT.’ Shiva is a big girl who loves showing off, especially her phenomenal legs and powerful ass. And unlike so many models that simply go through the motions during their clips, it's immediately obvious that Shiva seriously gets off on what she does, i.e., driving you up the wall with raging animal lust.

Her site is awesome with tons of great content including two separate sites on which she specializes in femdom and crushing. She's definitely a dominant powerhouse of a woman, guaranteed not to disappoint. So if killer leg-show, arrogant in-your-face sexuality, and fetish sets that'll have you begging for mercy are your thing, you're going to love shivaglamour.net. But be advised; when this goddess calls you to worship, you will know the power of Shakti-energy as it rises up within you...faster than you can say: 'I am cumming, divine Shiva, I am cumming.' Here's hoping you survive your encounter, and until next time, try to keep it clean. Laters.

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Favorite Flavor of the Month: French Vanilla, (or, Return of the Son of Galaxy BBW )

Jeezus Gawd, kids, what hideous thoughts all you Chubby-Lovers must have had about me lo these past 3 months! I've been AWOL & everyone knows that Sex Bloggers should never go on extended vacations. But getting to spend this much time in Europe (with an utterly delicious fat girl) was a temptation sufficient to force my breaking of the rules! More on all that later. For now, I'm back, so let's get down to BBW business. Been having a great time on this Plumper site the past few days, and it features probably the best collection of Smokin' Hot big girls I've seen in a long time. The models are predominantly Black girls, many that are well-known, others not so much, and there is LOTS to like here, with tons of content and the vast majority of the girls totally off the chain. The biggest problem I have with this site is the name; aclit4u2lick.com. Accurate, I suppose, but not much on subtlety.

Anyway, I'm happy to present--for your solemn contemplation--a gorgeous model who has been finding her way into my fantasies on a regular basis lately, the mind-bending French Vanilla. This incredible hottie also appears online as 'French' or 'Frenchy' but French Vanilla seems to be the handle of choice. Her beautiful sexy face, lovely sensuous smile, and her formidable smokin' body combine to make French Vanilla one intensely fabulous total package. Her exquisite ass and strong shapely legs are guaranteed to render you speechless. So enjoy her divine beauty, try not to make too much of a mess, and again my apologies for the hiatus. See ya 'round the quad.

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Billie Bombs: Thick Chick Personified

I'm delighted to report that our final Lovely Du Jour from the Surfer's Favorite Poll is none other than that voluptuous heartthrob, Billie Bombs. Billie placed fifth in Google searches over the past week, which is way cool cuz everybody knows how much I love her. Billie's body is so off the hook it defies explanation. Her legs are so thick and shapely, her ass so lusciously firm and alluring, and of course, those powerhouse tits are so amazing they can turn your brain straight to mush. But despite her bodacious body, there's also something really cute and adorable about Billie. Her beautiful face can change expressions from mischievous childlike innocence to seductive vixen with one click of the shutter. Well, how many ways can it be said? This girl is smokin.' Even her name, Billie Bombs, says it all because this uber-hottie comes on like an explosion looking for a place to happen. So, congrats to Billie for her strong showing, and best wishes for her continued success. As for all ye lads & lasses, enjoy one of the great beauties of the BBW world, and I'll catch you next time. Feelin' tequila tonight, for some reason. Laters.

Click Here for more of the awesome Billie Bombs


Billie Bombs.Com

Aneta Buena: Rockin' the Polls

Coming in 4th in this week's Surfer's Favorites Poll is the unbelievable Aneta Buena. By now, everyone knows that Aneta is one of my most major heartthrobs, so it's always my pleasure to have a new excuse for featuring her. This girl is so insanely, outrageously HOT that my very sanity is put to the test every time I see her. She's known, of course, for her hellacious boobs, (and indeed they're real, and they're spectacular) but south of the chest, she's a chubby-lover's wet dream come true as well. Her gorgeous, thick thighs and smokin' hot big ass are absolute models of BBW perfection. Put it all together with her sultry, sensual face and you've got a total package that's stunning beyond description. So congrats, Aneta, on your continuing popularity and pleeeeeze keep the new updates coming for us. As for me, I've got to grab a drink now, or I'm gonna start speaking in tongues. As for you lads & lasses, enjoy the post and try not to make too much of a mess. Laters.

Click Here for more of the astounding Aneta Buena



Click Here to catch Aneta's Smokin' Striptease!


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KayaNee: Rising Star of BBW

Hi-dee, Kids. Happy 4th of July from Fun City. Sorry to have been AWOL the last couple of days, but we're back with a bang today featuring one of my all-time favorite Hotties, the exquisite KayaNee. KayaNee came in 3rd in our Surfer's Favorite poll this week, and I must say it's really cool to see her getting the recognition she deserves. This girl is a total original. Her Native American ancestry gives her a look that's unique among BBW models, not to mention her incredibly delicious thunder thighs and incomparable smokin' hot ass. So congrats, KayaNee, on your strong finish in our poll and keep up the good work. As for all the lads & lasses on this holiday weekend, party hearty and kick out the jams, motherfuckers. See ya 'round the quad.

Click Here to visit KayaNee at her Way Cool Website

BBW Discovery: Surfers' Favorite #2

Hi-Dee, Lads & Lasses. Greetings from Fun City. Our Tuesday It-Girls hail from BBW Discovery. This awesome site is getting major Google-Search traffic, and on this blog it nearly doubles every week. So, coming in second in our Surfer's Favorites poll is BBW Discovery, and I couldn't agree more with the fans who have selected it as it is one of my all-time favorite sites as well. BBW Discovery is taking the Big Girl World by storm. The girls are so seriously hot, and it's gratifying to see that Chubby-Lovers the world over are getting the message and checking out this site in a Big way. So head on over and enjoy Big Beautiful Women as you've never seen them before. Believe me, Chloe, Leah, Emilie, and newcomer Caroline are more than you'll be able to handle. If you don't agree, give me a holler and I'll do all I can to find you the kind of doctor that can be of help to you in your moment of bipolar disconnection from reality. Otherwise, enjoy the evening, and try to keep your carpets clean. As for me, I hear the faint gobbling of the Wild Turkey, and am duty-bound to discover its whereabouts. See ya 'round the quad.

Click Here to visit BBW Discovery.Com