Thursday, May 28, 2009
Lola Lush: Young & Fine
Lola Lush. Is there anything hotter than sharing pizza and sex with a deliciously devilish little plumper goddess like Lola? Methinks not. Today's Lovely De Jour has it all; a perfect, chubby body, an adorable face, the most fabulous pudgy ass and legs, and perhaps most compelling of all, an intensely edible quality about her divine flesh. It's as if her entire body is molded from pristine baby fat. Yummy! She's the very embodiment of the phrase 'Young & Fine.' (OMG, she's getting to me already.)
It strikes us immediately that Li'l Lola is just too much woman for the young stud in the photos. If he's not careful, he could be smothered beneath that Lush body of hers. Of course, if he feels she's beginning to overpower him, he can always call on me to take over. She's probably too much woman for me, too, but I'd sure have the time of my life trying to weather the tide of her sexual tempest. Damn. Where does XL Girls.Com keep finding these smokin' hotties? Well, lads, get on over to XL and get your big girls on, and be sure and check out Lola while you're there. I've gotta go before my keyboard gets sticky, so I'll see y'all 'round the Quad.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
A Demanding Boss
If I could have a big beautiful boss like this, I'd seriously consider going back to the grind and taking a day job. Damn, this girl kicks major ass! Problem is, I'd be getting called into her office on a daily basis, for any kind of fuck-up I could possibly manufacture. Something tells me her brand of punishment would totally fall under the heading of 'Hurts So Good.' With those gorgeous fat legs and domineering attitude, this intimidating plumper could truly make your life a living Hell. Just what the doctor ordered, eh lads? Well, use your own imaginations and invent your favorite white-collar fantasy with this smokin' set from Chubby Heaven.Com. And if any of you actually have a boss that's anything like our Lovely De Jour, be sure and email me. I'll be coming to visit ASAP. So, chill, boys, and Happy Horny-Hood to one and all.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I Want Kandi: Gorgeous Kandi Kobain, That Is
Greetings, Lads. Today you've hit the jackpot with a rare Fun City BBW Daily Double! (Even though it's not really daily?) Yep, today I'll be linking you to not one but two sizzling sets by the exquisitely bodacious Kandi Kobain. I think I might be in love with Kandi cuz she really seems like my kind of girl. She's big, she's naughty, she's smokin' hot, and she positively exudes sex. I'd be willing to bet she's not short on aggression, either. Gawd have mercy. In the first set, Kandi revisits the Dirty Little Schoolgirl theme, a timeless classic. But Kandi brings a unique intensity to it by showing us just how much sexier the Dirty Little Fat Schoolgirl is when compared to all those clueless, wimpy pencil-leg bitches that actually think they're all that. Check out Kandi, you little troll-ettes. This is how it's done!
And who wouldn't want to party hardy with Kandi at the local arcade? Just watching her play air hockey would severely elevate your heart rate. And if you played against her, you'd be shut out in minutes. Do you seriously think you could look away from Kandi's cleavage as she bent over the table? Fuh-get-a-bout-it. Actually, I'm guessing Kandi has phenomenal game skills and that they extend far beyond the confines of the neighborhood Dave & Buster's. Just thinking about it brings the wood. So, let's everybody unzip, and cum together in appreciation of the ultra-delicious Kandi Kobain. It's high time you satisfied your sweet tooth. Ta-Ta.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Daphne Stone: Always Big & Bad
Hi-Dee, Lads. Here's a little diversion for you while you're waiting for your grills to heat up. Our Memorial Day Super-Hottie is that familiar star of BBW, The Fabulous Fattie, Daphne Stone. Daphne has long been a Chubby Lover's Favorite with her beautiful oversize body and attitude to match. This Big Hot Blonde also has a unique face that's not only cute and alluring, but exudes a sexual confidence that's totally off the hook. It's as if she's daring you to take her on, knowing full well that you'll crumble instantly in the face of her ample charms. Between that big, bad body and the looks that kill, Daphne will always represent the consummate total Plumper Package. And you can bet your Holiday T-Bones that anyone lucky enough to find themselves alone with her will have all they can handle and then some. That's right. Be afraid. Be very afraid. And remember to wash your hands before you return to your BBQ preparations. Bon Appetit!
Friday, May 22, 2009
Veronica Bottoms: The Joy of Whale-Watching
Veronica Bottoms. Jeezus, this set pushes the upper limit of the horn-dog Ricther scale to 'Tilt' and beyond. Wow. BBW Depot calls the set 'Whale in Fishnets,' and my Holy Gawd, what a gorgeous whale Veronica is! She is so beautiful and sexy in her divine red corset with her huge, powerful legs practically bursting the seams of those delicious stockings that you'll find yourself needing a team from the local cleaning service to wipe up all the drool. (Along with all the other sundry fluid spillage, of course) Finishing off the look with those devastating high heels, your last hope of escape slips away for good. And what about Veronica's cute, sexually-charged facial expressions? She's the total package. She's not only unhandle-ably hot, but she manages to be adorable in the process. Yes, lads, we're talking full-on obsessive behavior approaching here, and it's your turn now. I've already paid my dues, and as soon as I can stand up again, I'm off to indulge in another obsession. Wild Turkey on the Rocks, anyone?
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Miss Mina: The Legend Continues To Grow
Miss Mina BBW. What Chubby Lover's schlong doesn't perk right up at the sound of that name? We've loved her for so long, yet somehow she just keeps getting a little bigger, a little sluttier, and a lot hotter as time passes. Mina's the kind of girl you just want to get down and party with. She's funny, cocky, and seriously irreverent; all the qualities I find essential in a real woman...along with being a major pudge-ette, that is. One can only imagine what kinds of escapades might follow in her wake on an inebriated evening in Fun City. She is truly one of the all-time sexiest fat women because she's so obviously comfortable with her body and with herself. I think she's also one of the great BBW role models because of her brazen self-confidence, her unabashed love of showing off, and the way she lords it over all the skinny bitches out there. No fucking little wimpy-ass stick figure is gonna give Mina any competition, and she knows it. All she has to do is flash that big 60" ass and those incredibly powerful plump thighs and it's all over. Men fall to their knees in humility and awe, and the fragile little twig-o girls go running for cover...if they know what's good for them. So check out this compilation of mostly newer pix, and you too can fall to your knees and worship the Big, Bad, and Beautiful Miss Mina. A BBW for the ages. Dammit! Mina's gotten the wood all sticky again. See ya, lads. 
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Chocolate BBW Mixer
Hi-dee, kids. Well, your loyal purveyor of prurient pleasures (that'd be me) has had one of those days. No sleep, serious exhaustion. No time to think, no time to cyber-surf, no time for jerking off. But, since the only things that kept me going most of the day were the most outrageous fantasies of smokin' Fat Black Babes, I thought it only fitting to humbly offer you a kick-ass compendium of Big Beautiful Ebony Booty, a veritable variety pack of delicious Chocolate Ass & Legs. Yummy! The girl in pink is Pandora, and the bad-ass blonde is Thunder Katt. Videos are labeled. These awesome booty queens hail from Chocolate BBW.Com (which I love) and I'm just going to leave you lads to enjoy the pics and vids. Back tomorrow when I can see straight. G'Nite to all.
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