Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Channeling Bettie Page?

OK. Before all the purists out there start in on me, let me just state for the record that I always was and always will be an uncompromising devotee of the one and only. It is debatable whether fetish porn--or indeed any brand of porn--would have evolved as it has if Bettie Page had never found her way into Irving Klaw's studio lo those many years ago. There. Now you can ease on down off your knee-jerk hysterical outrage at the notion that I might be implying that any woman could actually 'channel' Bettie Page. An eternal goddess is, well, just that.


Now that you're being rational again, let's just allow ourselves a moment in which to surrender to the more than exemplary sexual firepower exhibited by this gorgeous model. Unfortunately, the good folks over at Chubby Heaven have neglected to posit a name for our beautiful subject, so we'll just have to employ a smattering of imagination. And after all, what's in a name, anyway? Everything we need to know about this exquisite exhibitionist is on display here for all to see. I love her whole vibe in this photo shoot, not to mention her slammin' body. Beyond the Bettie Page resemblance, she really knows how to work what she's got. Without being a died-in-the-wool BBW in terms of body type, she's still a Big Girl with plenty of 'substance.' One could easily become disoriented and go missing beneath her full, eminently edible big tits. (An escapade, of course, from which no one in his right mind would ever seek deliverance) Her legs are fabulous; thick enough to elicit our attention, shapely and strong enough to hold it. (LUV the tattoo on the upper thigh!) Her choice of heels here provides the consummate accent to the allure and power of her spectacular lower body as well. Those black strappy spikes could get your blood pumping if they adorned lesser legs than these, but on this girl the total effect is beyond exhilarating; it could, in fact, bend your mind into a pretzel. Of course, since that's exactly what you're in search of, I'd guess it's time for a tasty blunt and the wherewithal to forge ahead and see just how far that twisted mental trail leads. Who knows? You might just find yourself entering a Wild Wonderland of sexual adventure. Now wouldn't that be nice?



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