Monday, July 6, 2009

Billie Bombs: Thick Chick Personified

I'm delighted to report that our final Lovely Du Jour from the Surfer's Favorite Poll is none other than that voluptuous heartthrob, Billie Bombs. Billie placed fifth in Google searches over the past week, which is way cool cuz everybody knows how much I love her. Billie's body is so off the hook it defies explanation. Her legs are so thick and shapely, her ass so lusciously firm and alluring, and of course, those powerhouse tits are so amazing they can turn your brain straight to mush. But despite her bodacious body, there's also something really cute and adorable about Billie. Her beautiful face can change expressions from mischievous childlike innocence to seductive vixen with one click of the shutter. Well, how many ways can it be said? This girl is smokin.' Even her name, Billie Bombs, says it all because this uber-hottie comes on like an explosion looking for a place to happen. So, congrats to Billie for her strong showing, and best wishes for her continued success. As for all ye lads & lasses, enjoy one of the great beauties of the BBW world, and I'll catch you next time. Feelin' tequila tonight, for some reason. Laters.




Sunday, July 5, 2009

Aneta Buena: Rockin' the Polls

Coming in 4th in this week's Surfer's Favorites Poll is the unbelievable Aneta Buena. By now, everyone knows that Aneta is one of my most major heartthrobs, so it's always my pleasure to have a new excuse for featuring her. This girl is so insanely, outrageously HOT that my very sanity is put to the test every time I see her. She's known, of course, for her hellacious boobs, (and indeed they're real, and they're spectacular) but south of the chest, she's a chubby-lover's wet dream come true as well. Her gorgeous, thick thighs and smokin' hot big ass are absolute models of BBW perfection. Put it all together with her sultry, sensual face and you've got a total package that's stunning beyond description. So congrats, Aneta, on your continuing popularity and pleeeeeze keep the new updates coming for us. As for me, I've got to grab a drink now, or I'm gonna start speaking in tongues. As for you lads & lasses, enjoy the post and try not to make too much of a mess. Laters.




Thursday, July 2, 2009

KayaNee: Rising Star of BBW

Hi-dee, Kids. Happy 4th of July from Fun City. Sorry to have been AWOL the last couple of days, but we're back with a bang today featuring one of my all-time favorite Hotties, the exquisite KayaNee. KayaNee came in 3rd in our Surfer's Favorite poll this week, and I must say it's really cool to see her getting the recognition she deserves. This girl is a total original. Her Native American ancestry gives her a look that's unique among BBW models, not to mention her incredibly delicious thunder thighs and incomparable smokin' hot ass. So congrats, KayaNee, on your strong finish in our poll and keep up the good work. As for all the lads & lasses on this holiday weekend, party hearty and kick out the jams, motherfuckers. See ya 'round the quad.