Saturday, November 21, 2009

BBW Cajun: Southern Girl, Large & In Charge

Hi-dee, Kids.  Hope your weekend is an exercise in complete self-actualization!  (That means way sexy)  If you've ever spent any time in The South, you learn one thing very quickly, and that is that the stereotypical media-hyped Barbie paradigm is not nearly as prevalent there as it is on America's East and West Coasts.  In fact, The South is probably the only segment of the American population that, as a whole, professes an actual preference for big girls, as far as sexual taste is concerned.  And just what is it they know down in bayou country?  They know the simple truth; that full-figured Cajun women will rock a man's world in ways that skinny girls can't even comprehend.  Well, Cajun Big EZ is living proof of this truth, and when you check her out, you will have learned a whole new take on sexual power.  Cajun is so big, so hot, and so gorgeous, she takes the concept of desire into another realm, a higher dimension; to a level you've never even dreamed of, let alone thought possible.  Her sexual vibe, her domineering attitude, her phenomenal body, and massive, gorgeous ass combine to make Cajun a one-of-a-kind BBW.  We can do nothing more than live with the hope that another like unto her should come to exist in our own worlds.  And for all the confirmed BBW lovers out there, this is a hope that transcends mere wishing.  It is a hope to which we may well dedicate ourselves for some time to come.  So enjoy Cajun as she lays the spice on thick and I'll catch ya next time.  Laters.


 
 

Friday, November 20, 2009

Busty Jenae: Sexual Powerhouse in Pink

Ahhh, Busty Jenae.  What a treat to feature this exquisite chocolate delight as today's Galaxy It-Girl.  Jenae is one smokin' BBW who has it all.  Her looks and her confident demeanor positively ooze raw animal passion and sexuality, and her incredible boobs are so huge and hot that she could snuff the life out of you with just one of them..  (If only such a fate might befall one!)  Indeed, Busty Jenae is a whole lotta woman.  For Real.  Of course, you know me, ever the leg man, so naturally for me it's Jenae's stunningly powerful legs and booty that cause the sweat to break, my hands to tremble, and my mouth to go dry as the Negev Desert within seconds.  Seeing her show off those big beautiful thighs in pink lingerie and heels is truly a more inhumane sexual torture than any man should be made to endure.  But endure it I have, and live on to write this review for your consideration.  So check out Jenae, along with all the other rockin' hotties over at Black Mama.Com.  You won't be sorry.  As for me, I gotta get outta here.  Looking at Jenae's phenomenal body as I write these words is causing some kind of malfunction in my wiring.  Hopefully nothing that can't be repaired with some serious shots of Sunset Rum (169 proof, for those who haven't tried it) and some beer chasers.  So until laters, au revoir and don't forget to clean up after yourselves.  Hoo-ya!



 


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Golden: Killer Booty From Outer Space

Hi-dee, Kids. OK, let's just go ahead and get real from the very start here; Golden has the most exquisitely perfect ass on the planet--or on any other, for that matter! There. I've said it. Now we can move on. The incredible Golden is familiar to most Plumper Lovers and for good reason. She is phenomenal. Her exquisite backside is positively unearthly. No way it can be human. One glimpse of her devilishly delicious derriere has put men into comas, rendered others mad as hatters, driven still others from the loving arms of wives and girlfriends, and even ushered a select few to the brink of suicide. All the rest, avoiding these more extreme pitfalls, have still fallen victim to a spray in the shorts that rocked them to their very foundations. Ah yes, Golden is truly a big girl's big girl, epitomizing everything we love about the world of BBW. Y'know, Size, Sexuality, and Sass.



Golden's website, Golden Booties.Com, is part of the JungleGurls network, and they've been doing some pretty cool upgrades over there recently. This site is strong on content, and Golden's videos--especially those featuring her in face-sitting mode, will drive you stark-raving...for sure. Now I'm just projecting, but I'm pretty sure that if I were fortunate enough to be the dude in even one of those videos I'd probably fall into the 'coma' category mentioned above. If not, then for sure an indefinite stint in the puzzle factory. So be sure and check out Golden's newly revamped website, and try not to make too much of a mess in the process. As for me, a strange combination tonight; cheap bourbon and Guinness. Startin' to settle me down already, though, which is good. So au revoir for now and keep it sexy. Laters.


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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Sweet Caramel Paradise

Today's post features the mind-boggling Sweet Caramel, another uncommonly jammin' uber-hottie from aclit4u2lick.com. (I know. Kinda clutches ya, don't it?) As I mentioned a few posts back, this site has been keeping me unusually busy. The models here are the creme de la creme of Big Black Girls in the BBW industry and they've had me in the grips of major insanity for nearly two weeks now. Does wonders for my drinking problem. Sweet Caramel has also appeared online under the name of 'Paradise,' so be on the lookout for her sets using that name as well. This girl is a Chubby-Lover's fantasy come-to-life. She's so big, so powerful, and so fucking sexy it's all you can do to contain yourself when you're checking out her sets. It's not often that I say something like this, but I would happily spend the rest of my life at her feet, incessantly kissing those glorious fat thighs and her incomprehensibly perfect huge ass until the devil comes to call. OMG, I'm losin' it. Well, check her out lads, cuz I gotta go. It has only been with a quiver in my liver and uncontrollably shaky hands that I've gotten through this post. It's time to drink heavily and assuage my fraying nerves. 'Fraid I'll have to leave y'all to it. Clean up when you're done, and see ya 'round the quad.





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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Big Plump Wedding Blowout with XL Girls

So, who's getting married? Samantha? Hmmm. Well, if it's true, there's a world full of Plumper Addicts out here who are hoping the man of the moment is, like, really open about his bride-to-be's career. Those of us out here in Fantasyland can let the fact that she's spoken for slide as long as Sammi keeps going strong as one of the smokin-est BBW's on the scene today. That said, this party does indeed look like the place to be. It's not every day that a group of superstar big girls like the models in attendance here are found together in the same room. To be hanging out with that much fabulous flesh at once is a scenario about which one can only dream. The girls all look awesome, and sooooo sexy in this great set from XL Girls, so let's all say congrats to the delicious Samantha and muchas gracias for bringing so much beauty together in the same place at the same time. Makes me a little crazy just thinkin' about it. Guess I better get my hard liquor on to help me manage the other, er, hard, y'know, that I'm getting on, and.....oh, never mind. There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm too horny to find it. Enjoy, lads. Laters.






Saturday, November 14, 2009

Shiva: Mahavidya Extraordinaire

Hi-dee, kids. Greetings from Fun City. And now for today's history lesson. In ancient India, the Mahavidyas were the powerful incarnations of Shakti, the divine power of Brahman, The Absolute, in feminine form. They were worshiped and revered above all the Male gods as the supreme rulers of the world of men. Sounds like a lovely time to have been alive! The point, you ask? Yes, I do know that our purpose here is more drool than school. Still, a modicum of background isn’t such a bad thing when we consider today's It-Girl, the glorious goddess Shiva, from shivaglamour.net. This gorgeous, imposing woman exudes the same kind of omnipotence as the goddesses of old, and like them she is definitely quite comfortable with putting the boys in their places. She’s also more than adept at putting the sizzle in ‘HOT.’ Shiva is a big girl who loves showing off, especially her phenomenal legs and powerful ass. And unlike so many models that simply go through the motions during their clips, it's immediately obvious that Shiva seriously gets off on what she does, i.e., driving you up the wall with raging animal lust.

Her site is awesome with tons of great content including two separate sites on which she specializes in femdom and crushing. She's definitely a dominant powerhouse of a woman, guaranteed not to disappoint. So if killer leg-show, arrogant in-your-face sexuality, and fetish sets that'll have you begging for mercy are your thing, you're going to love shivaglamour.net. But be advised; when this goddess calls you to worship, you will know the power of Shakti-energy as it rises up within you...faster than you can say: 'I am cumming, divine Shiva, I am cumming.' Here's hoping you survive your encounter, and until next time, try to keep it clean. Laters.






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