Golden: Killer Booty From Outer Space

Hi-dee, Kids. OK, let's just go ahead and get real from the very start here; Golden has the most exquisitely perfect ass on the planet--or on any other, for that matter! There. I've said it. Now we can move on. The incredible Golden is familiar to most Plumper Lovers and for good reason. She is phenomenal. Her exquisite backside is positively unearthly. No way it can be human. One glimpse of her devilishly delicious derriere has put men into comas, rendered others mad as hatters, driven still others from the loving arms of wives and girlfriends, and even ushered a select few to the brink of suicide. All the rest, avoiding these more extreme pitfalls, have still fallen victim to a spray in the shorts that rocked them to their very foundations. Ah yes, Golden is truly a big girl's big girl, epitomizing everything we love about the world of BBW. Y'know, Size, Sexuality, and Sass.

Golden's website, Golden Booties.Com, is part of the JungleGurls network, and they've been doing some pretty cool upgrades over there recently. This site is strong on content, and Golden's videos--especially those featuring her in face-sitting mode, will drive you stark-raving...for sure. Now I'm just projecting, but I'm pretty sure that if I were fortunate enough to be the dude in even one of those videos I'd probably fall into the 'coma' category mentioned above. If not, then for sure an indefinite stint in the puzzle factory. So be sure and check out Golden's newly revamped website, and try not to make too much of a mess in the process. As for me, a strange combination tonight; cheap bourbon and Guinness. Startin' to settle me down already, though, which is good. So au revoir for now and keep it sexy. Laters.

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